Little John took the loot

Cash Cat took the name. Little John took the loot. Before the green app, before the IPO, the story goes Robinhood was Cash Cat. Cute. But every outlaw legend needs a Little John — the one who guards the vault while the front-cat poses for the poster. When the cat wandered off to claim a ticker, the dog stayed behind and found the money printer. $LOOT is that dog claiming his cut. Takes from the rich. Prints for the dog. 🦴 Zero utility as promised. 100% good boy. Native to the Robinhood chain.